The Departed quotes

There is no one more full of shit than a cop except for a cop on TV.

Billy

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.

Ellerby

What we generally do - in this country... is one guy brings the items and the other guy pays him. No tickee, no laundry!

Costello