I was up for that job, and they gave it to someone who can't even speak English. It's humidifying.
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Homer Simpson: Marge, you can't go with me to Moe's. I mean, how would you like it if I came with you to your mother's?Marge Simpson: I would like it. You never come to my mother's.Homer Simpson: That's because I hate her.
Homer Simpson: What a picture. You can see the soulless emptiness in that shark's eyes.Homer Simpson: Ooh, Two and a Half Men. You can see the soulless emptiness in Charlie Sheen's eyes.
Homer: Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.Marge: What's that?Homer: A dinosaur.