Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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Dan Gillick: Oh, I can't kill youHomer Simpson: I knew you were weakDan Gillick: If you think I'm so weak, give me back the gun.Homer Simpson: You are weak, but noDan Gillick: Let's see how weak I am with the gun.Homer Simpson: No, I don't want to...Dan Gillick: Give me the gun.Homer Simpson: I don't want to see it.Dan Gillick: You're making me mad and I want to shoot you now.Homer Simpson: I don't have to see it. Huh? I can imagine it.Dan Gillick: Give it to me. Give me the gun.Homer Simpson: No. Come on weakling, get it from me.Dan Gillick: I'm not... ya... I'm not weak with the gunHomer Simpson: Yeah... well yeah. Well see who's got it nowDan Gillick: When I have a gun...Homer Simpson: Yeah well you ain't so...Dan Gillick: ...I'm not weak at all...
I did it! And without any brain damage-amage-amage-amage-amage...
Bart Simpson: Why would a dude do everything a dame wants on Valentines Day?Homer Simpson: It's a trade-off. We do whatever women want on Valentines Day, and they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July. I just hope the two don't fall on the same day.