How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
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Hansel: Yeah, you're cool to hide here, but first me and him got to straighten some shit out.
Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!Mugatu: Die, you wage-hiking scum!