Neal Caffrey: Stay calm.Mozzie: Stay calm? I'm hours away from palming St. Peter a twenty to get passed the gate!
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Neal Caffrey: Morning, Peter.Peter Burke: I see your quest for Manhattan's best brew continues.Neal Caffrey: One's for you.Peter Burke: Oh. Yankee tickets. Versus the Red Sox.Neal Caffrey: Yeah, I got 'em from Frankie Whispers. I'm not gonna use 'em.Peter Burke: They're behind home plate.Neal Caffrey: Oh? I hear that's good.Peter Burke: Uh-huh. You bought coffee, Yankee tickets. This is not your most subtle con.Neal Caffrey: Con? Peter, I am hurt that you...Peter Burke: You're trying to get back on my good side.Neal Caffrey: Is that a crime?
Mozzie: Neal, we are conmen, grifters, mountebanks, flim-flammers. We have to keep our skills sharp.Neal Caffrey: Flim-flammers?Mozzie: See, I'm already becoming a dinosaur. Look, I get that you have to play Boy Scout until your commutation hearing, but you are seriously hindering my primal instinct.Neal Caffrey: I don't think a few more weeks will render you extinct, winosaurus.