Neal Caffrey: Really?Peter Burke: Really.
Peter Burke: My dad and I spent Sunday nights pouring over stock books, magnifiers, stamp tongs, hinge mounts...Neal Caffrey: Aww, Wally and the Beav ever stop by to join in all the fun?Peter Burke: You laugh, but I still have my membership card in the American Philatelic Society.Neal Caffrey: I hope you realize how lucky you are to have ever kissed a human female.
Neal Caffrey: You know, I had a feeling all that lovey-dovey stuff last night was BS.Maria Fiametta: Next time, you should trust your instincts.Neal Caffrey: Oh, I did.Neal Caffrey: Clip. Lifted it when I patted you down.Maria Fiametta: You forgot about the one in the chamber.Neal Caffrey: Damn it. I've never been a gun guy.
Neal Caffrey: Doesn't the FBI have a policy about that?Peter Burke: That's the military. We don't ask. We don't care.
