White Collar quotes

Neal Caffrey: Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.
Peter Burke: Steinbeck. Didn't he also say, "You have the right to remain silent"?
Neal Caffrey: I think that was Sergeant Friday.
Peter Burke: Yup, I get those two mixed up.

Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke

Elizabeth Burke: Honey, relax. You're not in trouble.
Peter Burke: Oh, thank God.

Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke

Peter Burke: Some things are better enjoyed from a distance.
Neal Caffrey: Like grand larsony.
Peter Burke: Are all of your hobbies illegal?
Neal Caffrey: I like chess.
Peter Burke: You hustled chess in Union Square.

Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke