Neal Caffrey: I love a good art heist.Peter Burke: Solving a good art heist.Neal Caffrey: That's what I said.
Peter Burke: You once told me you never lied to me and you never will. So I need to know something. The first time Kramer and I went after you for the Degas, how did you switch the paintings?Neal Caffrey: I snuck up to the penthouse, pulled the swap, then base-jumped off the building and landed on Wall Street.Peter Burke: Fine. Don't tell me.
Neal Caffrey: Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.Peter Burke: Steinbeck. Didn't he also say, "You have the right to remain silent"?Neal Caffrey: I think that was Sergeant Friday.Peter Burke: Yup, I get those two mixed up.
Mozzie: Get a room!Sara Ellis: We are in a room!Neal Caffrey: MY room!
