It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!
Read more Carrie Bradshaw QuotesFrom: Sex and the City
Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.Carrie: Now it's airborne.
Of course it's her fault and I can't say I'm surprised. Have you seen her on a stairmaster? Nothing happening below the waist.
Samantha Jones: I fucked a guy once because his family had a pool. He was pretty much of a nerd, but I'd go over there and get all coca-buttered up. His mom loved me. She was always serving me Kool-Aid and chips.Carrie: Kool-Aid?Samantha Jones: Yeah, Kool-Aid. I was 13. And honey, you should have seen my tan.