Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.Carrie: Now it's airborne.
Miranda Hobbes: If he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the issue.Taxi Driver: No smoking in the cab.Carrie: Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.Samantha Jones: Front, back, who cares? A hole is a hole.Miranda Hobbes: Can I quote you?Samantha Jones: Don't be so judgmental. You could use a little back door.Charlotte: I'm not a hole.Carrie: Honey, we know.
Charlotte: She stole my baby name!Samantha: You bitch! Let's go home.
Charlotte York: I feel like we don't belong here!Carrie Bradshaw: That's because we're wearing shirts!Miranda Hobbes: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?Carrie Bradshaw: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!Samantha Jones: I've had sex at the gym!Carrie Bradshaw: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!