Of course it's her fault and I can't say I'm surprised. Have you seen her on a stairmaster? Nothing happening below the waist.
Read more Samantha Jones QuotesFrom: Sex and the City
Miranda Hobbes: If he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the issue.Taxi Driver: No smoking in the cab.Carrie: Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.Samantha Jones: Front, back, who cares? A hole is a hole.Miranda Hobbes: Can I quote you?Samantha Jones: Don't be so judgmental. You could use a little back door.Charlotte: I'm not a hole.Carrie: Honey, we know.
Miranda Hobbes: You haven't met the Rabbit.Samantha Jones: Oh, come on. If you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called the Horse.
That was the day I came face to face with my freak: The frightening woman whose fear ate her sanity.