Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.
Read more Samantha Jones QuotesFrom: Sex and the City
"Mr. Broadway has to tinkle"? That must be the gayest sentence ever uttered.
Charlotte: Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life.Carrie: Everyone who? Where'd you get that?Charlotte: I read it in a magazine.Miranda: What magazine, "Convenient Theories for You Monthly"?
Charlotte: She stole my baby name!Samantha: You bitch! Let's go home.