"Mr. Broadway has to tinkle"? That must be the gayest sentence ever uttered.
Read more Miranda Hobbes QuotesFrom: Sex and the City
Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world.Carrie: And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and everything.
Samantha Jones: I haven't used it since Smith came back.Jerry "Smith" Jerrod: Oh, baby that's sweet.
You got what I want? You got what I need? What I WANT... is to GET LAID. What I NEED... is to GET LAID. I NEED to GET LAID.