Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world.Carrie: And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and everything.
The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
They were supposed to say, "I'm sorry for your loss," not "You're dead, let's disco..."
"Mr. Broadway has to tinkle"? That must be the gayest sentence ever uttered.