Oh my God, can you just be cool? Once. Please! Just once!... Can you just once be cool? Once! Please!
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge open you up, take a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all down hill from here.
Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...
Barney Stinson: I see what you're doing, you didn't bring your dad here to marry us, you wanna get him back together with mom, which is completely insane, by the way.James Stinson: My dad is single, mom is single, your dad is happily married and with two kids. Which one makes more sense?Barney Stinson: I agree, it's a tie.