Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.
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Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...
Barney Stinson: God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, although a lot of girls call out your name because of me. Awesome. But God, if you could get me out of this, I swear I will never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ev...Barney Stinson: Oh, hang on, bro...
You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.
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