I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.
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Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.
Okay! 200. Now what?
You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.
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