I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.
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Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge open you up, take a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all down hill from here.
Back boobs... the visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style, patent pending.
Marshall: Ted, how do I explain this to you. Last night, I ate the best cake of my life. Do you think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Hell no. I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake and I'm gonna get some more cake.Ted: That cake really got to you?Marshall: It haunts me.
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