I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.
Read more Ted Mosby QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Ted Mosby: How was your day?Lily Aldrin: I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow.Ted Mosby: Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming.
Barney Stinson: If you did all the things on this list, I would call that a fun weekend.Ted Mosby: Are you kidding? If you did all the things on the list, you'd be dead. That's not a chall...Barney Stinson: Challenge accepted! For the next 24 hours, I will do everything on this list. If I do, Ted will come with me and TP the laser tag.Ted Mosby: And if you can't?Barney Stinson: I will listen to you talk about architecture for three hours.Ted Mosby: Agreed. Robin, will you do the honors?Robin Scherbatsky: Gentlemen's agreement!Barney Stinson: Okay, chumps, let's do this. Barneeey ah-Stinsonnn!
Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.