Okay! 200. Now what?
Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Ted Mosby: I think we should go someplace else. In this bar I will always be known as the guy who was left at the altar. It sucks.Barney Stinson: Good Times.Ted Mosby: Uh-oh, we lost Barney.Robin Scherbatsky: What'ya mean?Lily Aldrin: There's a woman over there in a tight red sweater, and he's not listening to a word we're saying.Barney Stinson: Gimme a Break!Ted Mosby: Long ago, he learned that he can fake a conversation by listing black sitcoms from the '70s and '80s. Right, Barney?Barney Stinson: What's Happenin'?Lily Aldrin: Hey, Barney. Wanna go with me and do stuff that I don't even let Marshall do to me?Barney Stinson: Diff'rent Strokes!
Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.
Ted Mosby: Even when you were a kid you hated kids.Four-Year-Old Katie: Robin, will you watch cartoons with me?11-Year-Old Robin: I spend all week at school. Can't I just have some time alone to read my Highlights and drink my juice?