How I Met Your Mother quotes

Ted: Are you a vampire?
Carl: That's it, I'm cutting you off. Go home, Ted. Get some sleep.
Ted: Yep, the sun's comin' up pretty soon. Wouldn't wanna be around for that, now would we?

Ted Mosby

I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.

Ted Mosby

Barney: Dude, lots of chicks think architects are hot. Think about it, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There's nobody hotter than God.
Ted: I love it when you quote Scripture.

Barney Stinson, Ted Mosby