Okay! 200. Now what?
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Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.
Ted Mosby: I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.Lily Aldrin: No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks.Marshall Eriksen: No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand.Narrator: And Robin would do all three of these before the day was out.
Ted Mosby: Well... it's awkward, I mean, the guy used to be my boss. So, I went to talk to the managing partner...Brady: Fire him.Ted Mosby: Well, sir, I was thinking he could just be put on a different project.Ted Mosby: Fire him! He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass. In fact, fire everyone on that project. Druthers, Mosby, the whole lot of them.Ted Mosby: Mosby, sir? I, I... I hear Mosby's doing some great work.Brady: Fine, Mosby can stay. But tell him he's on thin ice. Come here.Brady: I like you, Crosby.