How I Met Your Mother quotes

Barney Stinson: Now, come one, pa-cow, you're the most awesome person I have ever known, well, the second most awesome.
Robin Scherbatsky: Right, of course, the first being you.
Barney Stinson: No, no, the first is this guy who lives in a place called the mirror, what-up.

Barney Stinson

Ted: Maybe I should call her. What do you guys think?
Barney: You dumped a pornstar? Friendship over.
Barney: Friendship over!

Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson

Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.

Barney Stinson