Marshall Eriksen: I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up.Ted Mosby: Ew! He has to do that?
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Ted Mosby: Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?Barney Stinson: Thanks, now lets watch our two best friends have sex on tape!
I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.
Ted Mosby: I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.Lily Aldrin: No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks.Marshall Eriksen: No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand.Narrator: And Robin would do all three of these before the day was out.