Marshall Eriksen: I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up.Ted Mosby: Ew! He has to do that?
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Ted Mosby: How was your day?Lily Aldrin: I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow.Ted Mosby: Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming.
Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.
Ted Mosby: Barney, or should I say Borrowney?Marshall Eriksen: You should never say that.
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