Marshall Eriksen: I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up.Ted Mosby: Ew! He has to do that?
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The point is, marriage is stupid. Every year there are a million hot, new 22-year olds going into bars, and call me glass-half-full, but I think they're getting dumber.
Barney Stinson: I see what you're doing, you didn't bring your dad here to marry us, you wanna get him back together with mom, which is completely insane, by the way.James Stinson: My dad is single, mom is single, your dad is happily married and with two kids. Which one makes more sense?Barney Stinson: I agree, it's a tie.
Barney Stinson: If you did all the things on this list, I would call that a fun weekend.Ted Mosby: Are you kidding? If you did all the things on the list, you'd be dead. That's not a chall...Barney Stinson: Challenge accepted! For the next 24 hours, I will do everything on this list. If I do, Ted will come with me and TP the laser tag.Ted Mosby: And if you can't?Barney Stinson: I will listen to you talk about architecture for three hours.Ted Mosby: Agreed. Robin, will you do the honors?Robin Scherbatsky: Gentlemen's agreement!Barney Stinson: Okay, chumps, let's do this. Barneeey ah-Stinsonnn!