I sound kind of douchey. I can't stop myself!
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Shut it Ralph Macchio! Why don't you have a party with Luke Skywalker, and Harry Potter, and War Horse, and all the other movie bad guys and stop ruining mine!
Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.
Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on some sluts then do 10 shots...