You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real ...

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You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.

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From: How I Met Your Mother

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Ted Mosby: How was your day?
Lily Aldrin: I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow.
Ted Mosby: Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming.

Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed.

Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.