Older Ted: It got so bad Barney even tried being his own wing man.Barney: Hi. Have you met me?
Back boobs... the visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style, patent pending.
Marshall Eriksen: I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up.Ted Mosby: Ew! He has to do that?
Barney Stinson: I see what you're doing, you didn't bring your dad here to marry us, you wanna get him back together with mom, which is completely insane, by the way.James Stinson: My dad is single, mom is single, your dad is happily married and with two kids. Which one makes more sense?Barney Stinson: I agree, it's a tie.