Older Ted: It got so bad Barney even tried being his own wing man.Barney: Hi. Have you met me?
Ted Mosby: So, Karen in New York. Weird, right?Lily Aldrin: Ted, you can not get back together with Karen.Ted Mosby: I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?Marshall Eriksen: No. No, Ted, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Ted calls Karen. Number five: Lily gets eaten by a shark.Lily Aldrin: I'm Lily, and I approve the order of that list.
Ted Mosby: When Lily and Marshall are apart for an extended period of time, what is the one thing Lily always does?Marshall Eriksen: Cry?Barney Stinson: Masturbate?William Zabka: Karate?The Captain: Go sailing?
A few final thoughts, don't get married until you're thirty. Play laser tag once a week. Give at least as many high fives as you get. Teacup pigs are lady magnets, but are very hard to care for... Not worth the effort. The same goes for dogs and babies. And most importantly, whatever you do in this life... it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it. Good luck boys. Take care of the game for me.
