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Read more Barney Stinson QuotesFrom: How I Met Your Mother
Ted Mosby: I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.Lily Aldrin: No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks.Marshall Eriksen: No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand.Narrator: And Robin would do all three of these before the day was out.
Ted, this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.
Ted Mosby: Marshall Eriksen, you just came back from your third date with Lily. How was it?Marshall Eriksen: Great. Yeah. I just... I think I'm falling for this girl. Pretty hard. But isn't everything happening too fast? I mean, maybe I should see other people.Ted Mosby: No, dude, no! Lily Aldrin is special. You hold on to that girl!Marshall Eriksen: She is. But I'm only 18 and...Ted Mosby: Marshall. You being 18 isn't a bad thing. It just means that you get to spend more of your life with her. I mean, I'm probably not gonna meet my wife until I'm, like... 23!