Barney: Or, it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter! Even better, triple threat: hotter, and bigger boobs!Ted: That's only two.Barney: Count again...
The truth is, I thought I'd be married by now and going through all this stuff along side you guys. But even if I meet the girl of my dreams right this second I'm still one night and nine months away from having a family of my own. And that's assuming the mother of my children is just a huge slut.
Daddy's home.
Ted Mosby: Marshall Eriksen, you just came back from your third date with Lily. How was it?Marshall Eriksen: Great. Yeah. I just... I think I'm falling for this girl. Pretty hard. But isn't everything happening too fast? I mean, maybe I should see other people.Ted Mosby: No, dude, no! Lily Aldrin is special. You hold on to that girl!Marshall Eriksen: She is. But I'm only 18 and...Ted Mosby: Marshall. You being 18 isn't a bad thing. It just means that you get to spend more of your life with her. I mean, I'm probably not gonna meet my wife until I'm, like... 23!
