Friends quotes

Chandler: That's the magical story you use when you want to have sex!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?
Joey: How do you know about that story?
Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy.
Joey: Some guy!
Rachel: No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.
Joey: Ken Adams.

Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani

And that's why, no matter what Mommy says, we really were on a break.

Dr. Ross Geller

Joey: In my spare time I... uh... read to the blind. And I'm also a Mento for the kids. You know, a mento... a role model.
the Interviewer: A Mento?
Joey: Right.
the Interviewer: Like the candy?
Joey: Matter of fact, I do.

Joey Tribbiani