I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"
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Sandra Greene: You thought I was Rachel?Chandler Bing: Yes we did because you look so young.Phoebe Buffay: And because you're both, you know, white women.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, dude! Let me in, I got a girl out here.Chandler Bing: Well I've got a girl in here.Joey Tribbiani: No you don't, I just saw you go in there with Monica.Chandler Bing: Well, we're... we're hanging out in here!Joey Tribbiani: Which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?Chandler Bing: Well, I suppose I would have to sayChandler Bing: YOU. Look, what if we're watching a movie in here?Monica Geller: Yeah, which we are, and we already paid for it. It's My Giant.Joey Tribbiani: My Giant? I love that movie!
Joey: Or you know, you could do...Ross: What the hell are you doing?Joey: What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!Ross: What? How do you even know it's broken?Joey: You think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me.Joey: What do you know? It's broken! That'll be $400.Chandler: Joey I saw you push him.Joey: You pushed him!Ross: Joey, I did not break this, okay?Ross: That has been broken for a while.Joey: Hey Chandler, remember when I told you about our fridge?Chandler: Uh-huh.Joey: I still haven't gotten a check for your half yet.Ross: Do not give him any money!Joey: I'm not talking to you, you broke my fridge!