Ross: Well hello Mrs. RossRachel: Well hello Mr. Rachel
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Rachel Green: OK, ready? Hi.Phoebe Buffay: It'sRachel Green: RachelPhoebe Buffay: AndRachel Green: Phoebe's.Phoebe Buffay: PleaseRachel Green: LeavePhoebe Buffay: LeaveRachel Green: I just said "leave".Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, that's because you have all the good words. What do I have? Oh, I have "it's", "and", oh, I'm sorry I have "a". Forget it.Rachel Green: That's not true.Phoebe Buffay: Alright, then we can switch?Rachel Green: No. I have all the good words.Rachel Green: Alright. Let's switch.Phoebe Buffay: HiRachel Green: Everybody.Phoebe Buffay: It'sRachel Green: RachelPhoebe Buffay: AndRachel Green: Phoebe's.Phoebe Buffay: Pl... wait, how did you do that? Oh, you're no ordinary roomate. This shall be interesting.
And that's why, no matter what Mommy says, we really were on a break.
Ross: Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?Chandler: No. I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.