Joey Tribbiani: They want me to be totally naked in the movie.Monica Geller: Wow!Joey Tribbiani: I know. My grandma's gonna see this.Phoebe Buffay: Grandma's gonna have to get in line.
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Joey Tribbiani: You're fake laughing too, right?Chandler Bing: Only the tears are real.
Too... many... jokes! Must... mock... Joey!
Monica Geller: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?Joey Tribbiani: Probably kill myself.Monica Geller: Excuse me?Joey Tribbiani: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.Dr. Ross Geller: Uhm, Joey... OMNI-potent.Joey Tribbiani: You are? I'm so sorry.