Joey Tribbiani: You're fake laughing too, right?Chandler Bing: Only the tears are real.
Dr. Connelly: Even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know. So keep having sex on a regular basis.Chandler Bing: Oh, dammit!Monica Geller Bing: Don't worry; after a while, you'll tune it out.
My audition is tomorrow. Che ble blah. Me la pee! Oublah! Poo.
Chandler Bing: Hey!Joey Tribbiani: You son of a bitch!Chandler Bing: Is it me, or have the greetings gotten downhill around here?