Rachel: What is it with men? Do wedding vows mean squat to you people?Ross: Wait. Didn't you spend last night at Joey's?Rachel: What are you, a detective?
Ross: Well hello Mrs. RossRachel: Well hello Mr. Rachel
Chandler Bing: Where is she, where is she?Chandler Bing: Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she?Rachel Green: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.Chandler Bing:Oh, oh, oh, that's her.Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, 'cause life's just that kind.Phoebe Buffay: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...Chandler Bing: Oh my God!Janice Litman: OH... MY... GAWD!Rachel Green, Dr. Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani: OH... MY... GOD!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, look, a new Playboy.Monica Geller: Yeah. Just something I picked up.Dr. Ross Geller: Cookies and porn? You're the best mom ever.