Joey Tribbiani: Hey, look, a new Playboy.Monica Geller: Yeah. Just something I picked up.Dr. Ross Geller: Cookies and porn? You're the best mom ever.
Joey: Guess what job I just got?Chandler Bing: I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.Ross: What?Chandler Bing: Blue blazer back. He wants it back.Rachel: But, you said "black". Why would he want his blue blazer black?Chandler Bing: Well, you know what I meant.
Monica: So, can we still be friends and have sex?Richard: Sure, it'll just be something we do together, like racquetball.
Joey: In my spare time I... uh... read to the blind. And I'm also a Mento for the kids. You know, a mento... a role model.the Interviewer: A Mento?Joey: Right.the Interviewer: Like the candy?Joey: Matter of fact, I do.