And that's why, no matter what Mommy says, we really were on a break.
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Phoebe: Where are the seats exactly?Ross: Middle balcony.Phoebe: Now would you say that that's more than fifty yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?Ross: Yeah.Phoebe: Than it's not breaking the law. I can go.
Rachel Green: Wait a minute - you let Ross drive the Porsche, and when I ask, you say you're the only one who's allowed to drive it.Monica Geller: Yeah - well, he's my brother; and plus, he drives so slow, he could never hurt it.Dr. Ross Geller: It's a car, not a rocket ship.Monica Geller: Whatever. Ross, just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you're done.
Chandler: Sir, would you mind if you held out that ring and asked me to marry you?Jeweler: OK... Will you marry me?Chandler: Oh, my god - that's it! That's the ring. How much is it?Phoebe: Wait, Chandler; I'll handle this. How much *is* it?Jeweler: $8,600.Phoebe: We will give you ten dollars.