Friends quotes

Monica Geller: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey Tribbiani: Probably kill myself.
Monica Geller: Excuse me?
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.
Dr. Ross Geller: Uhm, Joey... OMNI-potent.
Joey Tribbiani: You are? I'm so sorry.

Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani

Stage Manager: All right. All of you guys just dance and don't look at the cameras. Any questions?
Ross: Yeah. When is this going to air.
Stage Manager: Yeah. Let's start.
Joey: Hey, Ross. When IS this going to air?

Dr. Ross Geller, Joey Tribbiani

Dr. Connelly: Even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know. So keep having sex on a regular basis.
Chandler Bing: Oh, dammit!
Monica Geller Bing: Don't worry; after a while, you'll tune it out.

Chandler Bing, Monica Geller