Ross: Hey! I am not unemployed, I'm on sabbatical.Joey: Okay Ross, don't get all religious on me!
Monica Geller: No, you messed it up. You're stupid.
Ross: Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?Chandler: No. I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts.
Joey: Wait, Wait! Why does Chandler get to be best man? He was yours last time!Ross: Well, I've known Chandler a long time.Joey: Wait a minute! C'mon Ross, I don't have any brothers; I'll never get to be a best man!Chandler: Joey, you can be best man at my wedding.Joey: I'll never get to be a best man!