Friends quotes

Jill Green: So, what do you think?
Rachel: I-I don't like it.
Jill Green: Really?
Rachel: It's kinda slutty.
Jill Green: It's yours.
Rachel: Well, I'm a slut.
Jill Green: Me too.

Rachel Green

Rachel: What is it with men? Do wedding vows mean squat to you people?
Ross: Wait. Didn't you spend last night at Joey's?
Rachel: What are you, a detective?

Dr. Ross Geller, Rachel Green

Rachel: I use my breasts to get other peoples attention.
Monica: WE BOTH DO THAT.

Monica Geller, Rachel Green