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Chandler: Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor... is a very bad man!Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?Ross: Hey, what's going on?Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.Ross: What?Joey: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... cupping.Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.Joey: ... What? Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measure pants?Ross: Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you?
Chandler: Says here that a muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.Chandler: Where exactly were you around ten-ish?
Ross: I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. She'd say no, but here we are, right. We just broke up, first thing she does.Chandler: You didn't just break up!Ross: Hey, it's been like, three weeks!Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower!