Chandler Bing: Hey!Joey Tribbiani: You son of a bitch!Chandler Bing: Is it me, or have the greetings gotten downhill around here?
Okay, now remember: no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Uh, Joey, some people don't like that.
Ross: I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. She'd say no, but here we are, right. We just broke up, first thing she does.Chandler: You didn't just break up!Ross: Hey, it's been like, three weeks!Chandler: You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower!