Do you think he knew I was here?
Read more Monica Geller QuotesFrom: Friends
Chandler: Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor... is a very bad man!Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?Ross: Hey, what's going on?Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.Ross: What?Joey: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... cupping.Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.Joey: ... What? Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measure pants?Ross: Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you?
I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.
Monica: Chandler loves my massages.Chandler: No, actually, he doesn't.Monica: The minute we start to lie to each other...Monica: And, by we, I mean society.