Friends quotes

Joey: Guess what job I just got?
Chandler Bing: I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.
Ross: What?
Chandler Bing: Blue blazer back. He wants it back.
Rachel: But, you said "black". Why would he want his blue blazer black?
Chandler Bing: Well, you know what I meant.

Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing

Uh, Joey, some people don't like that.

Dr. Ross Geller

Chandler Bing: Besides, worse comes to worse, I'll be your boyfriend.
Monica Geller: Yeah, right.
Chandler Bing: Why is that so funny?
Monica Geller: You made a joke, right? So I laughed.
Chandler Bing: A little too hard. What, am I not boyfriend material?
Monica Geller: No, your Chandler. You know, Chandler?
Chandler Bing: Okay, so we've established my name, and hit me.
Chandler Bing: But theoretically, you know, I mean, say we weren't friends, it's a blind date, I show up on your door and I'm like,
Chandler Bing: "Hey, nice to meet you, hey, hey."
Monica Geller: I'd probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.

Monica Geller, Chandler Bing