Monica: Chandler loves my massages.Chandler: No, actually, he doesn't.Monica: The minute we start to lie to each other...Monica: And, by we, I mean society.
I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doin'?"
Joey: Monica got stung by a jellyfish.Monica: Alright, alright. I got stung. I got stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk.Chandler: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.Monica: I was in too much pain.Joey: And I was tired from digging a huge hole!Chandler: And then Joey remembered something...Joey: I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.Ross: Wait a minute, I saw that, on the Discovery Channel. About jellyfish, and how if you... Eww! You peed on yourself?Phoebe, Rachel: Eww!Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So...Phoebe, Ross, Rachel: Eww!Joey: Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. Only, I couldn't... I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. So, so I turned to Chandler.Chandler: Joey kept screaming at me. Do it now, do it, do it, do it, do it now! Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming.Joey: That's cause sometimes I scream it through my wall just to freak you out.Rachel: Maybe there's someone you can talk to.Monica: Yeah like who? There's no group for people like us.
Chandler Bing: Where is she, where is she?Chandler Bing: Oh, hey, I have a question, where is she?Rachel Green: Chandler, relax, Chandler, she'll be here.Chandler Bing:Oh, oh, oh, that's her.Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, 'cause life's just that kind.Phoebe Buffay: Chandler, you gotta stop staring at the door. It's like a watched pot, you know if you keep looking at it then the door is never gonna boil. I think what you have to do is try not to...Chandler Bing: Oh my God!Janice Litman: OH... MY... GAWD!Rachel Green, Dr. Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffay, Joey Tribbiani: OH... MY... GOD!