I say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.
Read more Chandler Bing QuotesFrom: Friends
Monica: Chandler loves my massages.Chandler: No, actually, he doesn't.Monica: The minute we start to lie to each other...Monica: And, by we, I mean society.
Chandler Bing: I'll just turn your bedroom into a game room or something. You know, put the foosball table in there.Joey Tribbiani: Whoa. Why do you get to keep the table?Chandler Bing: I did pay for half of it.Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, and I paid for the other half.Chandler Bing: All right, I'll tell you what: I'll play you for it.Joey Tribbiani: All right, you're on. I could take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass!Chandler Bing: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister!Joey Tribbiani: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Which sister?
Do you think he knew I was here?