Chandler: I just think its time for you to settle down, you know, make a choice, pick a lane.Joey: Who's Elaine?
Joey Tribbiani: They want me to be totally naked in the movie.Monica Geller: Wow!Joey Tribbiani: I know. My grandma's gonna see this.Phoebe Buffay: Grandma's gonna have to get in line.
Okay, now remember: no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Dr. Ross Geller: How could you tell her?Chandler Bing: I had to, OK? We're getting married. Married people can't keep secrets from one another!Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.Chandler Bing: Du-ude!Monica Geller: What happened in Atlantic City?Dr. Ross Geller: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...Chandler Bing: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude!"