Friends quotes

Stage Manager: All right. All of you guys just dance and don't look at the cameras. Any questions?
Ross: Yeah. When is this going to air.
Stage Manager: Yeah. Let's start.
Joey: Hey, Ross. When IS this going to air?

Dr. Ross Geller, Joey Tribbiani

Rachel: I can't believe one of us has one of these.
Chandler: I know. I still am one of these.

Rachel Green, Chandler Bing

Dr. Leonard Green: Do you know what rust does to a boat?
Ross Geller: Give it that nice, antique-y look?
Dr. Leonard Green: Rust is boat cancer.
Ross Geller: I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.

Dr. Ross Geller