Okay, now remember: no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Read more Chandler Bing QuotesFrom: Friends
Rachel Green: OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, "I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face" and when they're done, they have a big pencil line right down the center of their face.Ben Geller: Can I do it to you?Rachel Green: I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?Chandler: Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.
Dr. Leonard Green: Do you know what rust does to a boat?Ross Geller: Give it that nice, antique-y look?Dr. Leonard Green: Rust is boat cancer.Ross Geller: I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.