Richard Castle: You're telling me you're a spy?Jackson Hunt: "Intelligence asset" is the term.Richard Castle: My dad's a spy.
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Kate Beckett: So, let me get this straight. You got parkoured by a blind priest?Richard Castle: I'd say the blindness is under dispute.Kate Beckett: Uh-huh. And what about the fact that he's sixty? Was he faking his age, too?Richard Castle: Sixty is the new twenty. Did you call just to bust my chops?Kate Beckett: Yeah, pretty much.
Richard Castle: When Alexis was four, we went Christmas shopping at some mall in White Plains. I was trying on some... charcoal fedora. I turn around, she is gone. Vanished. I looked... everywhere. So did mall security, so did the police. We searched for an hour... You don't have to be a... novelist to think of all the worst-case scenarios.Kate Beckett: Where'd you find her?Richard Castle: Behind a... rack of winter coats. She got bored. She crawled underneath there and went to sleep.Richard Castle: To this day, I still dream about that.
Kate Beckett: Richard Castle, you are under arrest for felony theft and obstruction of justice.Richard Castle: You forgot making you look bad.Kate Beckett: You know, for a minute there, you actually made me believe that you were human. Cuff him.Richard Castle: Ooh. Bondage. My safe word is "apples."Kate Beckett: Oh, there's no need to be gentle.Richard Castle: How'd you find me, anyway?Kate Beckett: I'm a detective. That's what I do.Richard Castle: My mother told you, didn't she?