Castle quotes

Kate Beckett: Call that number and tell him to bring one of his girls over.
Richard Castle: And tell her to wear something sexy.
Kate Beckett: No reason we can't enjoy this interview.

Kate Beckett, Richard Castle

Alexis Castle: What is all that?
Martha Rodgers: Oh, my lord.
Richard Castle: Somewhere in one of these bags is the perfect baby shower gift for Jen and Ryan. I just need your help picking which one. Ready? Ta-da!
Alexis Castle: No.
Martha Rodgers: Is that a bulletproof baby vest?
Alexis Castle: It's completely inappropriate.
Richard Castle: Really?
Martha Rodgers: Oh, my... so wrong.
Richard Castle: Okay. Well, then you're gonna hate the onesies that say, "I'm with Officer Stupid."

Martha Rodgers, Richard Castle

Richard Castle: Thank you.
Kate Beckett: For what?
Richard Castle: For using "irony" correctly. Ever since that Alanis Morissette song, people use it when they actually mean "coincidence". It drives me nuts.

Richard Castle, Kate Beckett