Kate Beckett: I hate this case.Richard Castle: I know! Isn't it great?
Kate Beckett: You know, she's got an amazing brain. I mean, if she wanted to, she'd make an incredible lawyer.Richard Castle: Yeah, like I don't lose enough arguments to her already. What about you? You ever regret it? Not getting your law degree?Kate Beckett: Um, I'd rather take criminals down than send them up.Richard Castle: Really?Kate Beckett: Mm-hmm.Richard Castle: Because with your mind, I bet you could've made Chief Justice. You have all the qualifications. You're smart, you are intimidating, and you look very, very good in a robe.Kate Beckett: Wow. Really?Richard Castle: Mmm.Kate Beckett: Care to take a ten minute recess in my chambers?Richard Castle: If it please the court, I would.Kate Beckett: Oh. I think we're gonna need a continuance.Richard Castle: Uh, objection.Kate Beckett: Overruled.Kate Beckett: Beckett.
Richard Castle: What happened?Martha Rodgers: Alexis decided to crash Lauren's party, against our better judgment.Richard Castle: And I take it that the, uh, party crashing didn't go so well?Alexis Castle: None of this would have happened if Lauren wasn't the most conniving bitch in the entire world.Richard Castle: Whoa!Martha Rodgers: [waving it off] It's warranted.Alexis Castle: When the band was performing, Lauren brought Ashley up on stage with her, and she kissed him. In front of everyone!Richard Castle: Bitch!
Kevin Ryan: She was like the dog whisperer for CEO's.Javier Esposito: You really buy that.Kevin Ryan: Oh, yeah, skimmed through her book. I think there might be something to her theory. For instance, she said that in every relationship, there needs to be a masculine energy and a feminine energy. Even in ours.Javier Esposito: Oh. Well, we know which one you are.Kevin Ryan: I don't know about you, but I'm very comfortable in my masculinity.Javier Esposito: You do realize you're wearing a sweater vest, right?