Serena van der Woodsen , Vanessa Abrams: We need to talk to you.
Chuck Bass: I need to talk to you.
Nate Archibald: Hey, I need to talk to you.
Eric van der Woodsen: Okay, woah. Just tell me that no one's trying to stop a wedding, run a Ponzi scheme, give anybody fake cancer or turn into a justifiably vengeful townie.