Chuck Bass: Humphrey, never a pleasure.Dan Humphrey: Oh good we actually agree on something.Chuck Bass: Archibald, isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.Nate Archibald: Hey man let's go.
It's so hard finding obedient minions.
Georgina Sparks: Look, Blair, everyone else has forgiven me. I'm just waiting on you.Blair Waldorf: Everyone who? And besides, some things are unforgivable.Georgina Sparks: God will help me find a way to earn your forgiveness.Blair Waldorf: Oh, looks like He answers mine first faster than yours.
Serena van der Woodsen: Oh ok, let's get one thing straight: our parents may be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.Chuck Bass: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.