Chuck Bass: Humphrey, never a pleasure.Dan Humphrey: Oh good we actually agree on something.Chuck Bass: Archibald, isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.Nate Archibald: Hey man let's go.
Serena van der Woodsen: I'm so, so sorry about that.Dan Humphrey: And I'm so, so ready to hang up.
Elise Wells: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.Jenny Humphrey: He's a dogwalker. I need a king, not a jester.
Serena van der Woodsen: He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was gone.Blair Waldorf: Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo.