Gossip Girl quotes

Dan Humphrey: You could have died.
Chuck Bass: Is being dead so much worse than being nothing?

Chuck Bass, Dan Humphrey

Vanessa Abrams: So this Blair girl used you as her slave?
Jenny Humphrey: No, I was her handmaiden.
Vanessa Abrams: "Handmaiden" is Jane Austen for "slave."

Jenny Humphrey

Serena van der Woodsen: Oh ok, let's get one thing straight: our parents may be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck Bass: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.

Chuck Bass, Serena van der Woodsen