Gossip Girl quotes

I'm talking about you and Lil' Miss Hannah Montana on Gossip Girl.

Jenny Humphrey

Chuck Bass: Little Jenny Humphrey manages to get my pants off and have me not enjoy it. Quite the accomplishment.
Blair Waldorf: Good thing someone else at the party was as lecherous as you or you'd still be up on that roof. And, no, I don't wanna know what you had to do to get that tux.

Blair Waldorf, Chuck Bass

How long can a man have a piggy bank and still call himself a man?

Dan Humphrey