Gossip Girl quotes

Elise Wells: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
Jenny Humphrey: He's a dogwalker. I need a king, not a jester.

Jenny Humphrey

Nate Archibald: And whatever he did, I'm sure you can find a suitable punishment for him.
Blair Waldorf: There is no punishment for what he did.
Nate Archibald: You're Blair Waldorf. Punishment is your middle name.

Nate Archibald, Blair Waldorf

Nate Archibald: Hey, Dan, glad to see you! You know, "Inside" didn't make it into our "Year's Best Book" list. I'm sorry, dude.
Dan Humphrey: Well, it's probably best to keep it in 2011. It's a new year, a new book.
Nate Archibald: What's this one about?
Dan Humphrey: I don't know yet. Which could be why I haven't started writing it.

Dan Humphrey, Nate Archibald