John McClane Quotes

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

Happy trails, Hans.

You motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuckin' cook you, and I'm gonna fucking eat you!

Geronimo, Motherfucker!

You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.

Hi, honey.

You macho assholes, no, no!

But, all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia

Oh, John, what the fuck are you doing? How the fuck did you get into this shit?

Let's see you take this under advisement, jerkweed!

I'm on your side, you assholes!

C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian.

Son of a bitch! Fist with your toes.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

John McClane : Drop it, dickhead. It's the police.
Tony : You won't hurt me.
John McClane : Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony : Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John McClane : Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me.

John McClane : You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Joseph Takagi : Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.

John McClane : You'd have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.
Hans Gruber : Oh, yes. What was it you said to me before? "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker."

Welcome to the party, pal.
Hans Gruber : This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane : That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Supervisor : Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
John McClane : No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?