You motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuckin' cook you, and I'm gonna fucking eat you!
Read more John McClane QuotesFrom: Die Hard (1988)
But, all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
John McClane : You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.Joseph Takagi : Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.
I shot a kid. He was 13 years old. Ohhh, it was dark, I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake. Anyway, I just couldn't bring myself to draw my gun on anybody again.