James Bond Quotes

Q's not gonna like this!

She's waiting for you.

I see you put your money where your mouth is.

See you back at the lodge. Heh.

Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Terroist : Do you bring it? The grease!
James Bond : Of course...
Terrorist : Excellent.

James Bond : You're not retiring anytime soon - are you?
Q : Now, pay attention 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.
James Bond : And the second?
Q : Always have an escape plan.

James Bond : Construction isn't exactly my speciality.
M : Quite the opposite, in fact.

Julietta the Cigar Girl : Would you like to check my figures?
James Bond : Oh, I'm sure they're perfectly rounded.

Lachaise : So good of you to come see me, Mr. Bond, particularly on such short notice.
James Bond : If you can't trust a Swiss banker, what's the world come to?

James Bond : If you're Q, does that make him R?
R : Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.

James Bond : What business do you have with Elektra King?
Zukovsky : I thought it was *you* who was giving her the business.

Lachaise : I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with the money, Mr. Bond.
James Bond : I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.

Revenge is not hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing.

I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business.