Hiccup Quotes

Everything we know about you guys is wrong.

Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We... have stubbornness issues.

Hiccup : Huh. Toothless. I could've sworn you had...
Hiccup : ...Teeth.

Oh, it's satisfying to know that all of our food has been dumped down a hole.

This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots... we have... dragons.

Hiccup : This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word? Sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes... We have...
Hiccup : Dragons!

Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug... No, not me, I manage to lose an entire dragon?

Hiccup : Dragon classifications. Strength Class, Fear Class, Mystery Class. Thunderdrum: This reclusive dragon inhabits sea caves and dark tide pools. When startled, the Thunderdrum produces a concussive sound that can kill a man at close range. Extremely dangerous, kill on sight.

Hiccup : Timberjack: This gigantic creature has razor-sharp wings that can slice through full-grown trees. Extremely dangerous, kill on sight.
Hiccup : Scaldron: Sprays scalding water at its victim, extremely dangerous...
Hiccup : Changeling: Even newly hatched dragons can spray acid, kill on sight.
Hiccup : Gronkles, Zippleback, the Skrill... Boneknapper... Whispering Death... Burns its victims, buries its victims, chokes its victims, turns its victims inside-out... Extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous... kill on sight, kill on sight, kill on sight... Night Fury. Speed unknown. Size unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance: hide and pray it does not find you.

Thanks for stopping by and for the, uh, the breast-hat...

Hiccup : Oh, wow... I-I did it! Oh, I did it! This, this fixes everything! Yes! I have brought down this mighty beast...!

Hiccup : I'm gonna kill you dragon. I'm gonna... I'm gonna cut out your heart and take it to my father. I'm a Viking. I am a Viking!
Hiccup : I did this...

Hiccup : Alright! Get Back! Now you've done it! Back,I say... Get back into your cage!
Hiccup : Think about what you've done.